Sort Quench, & Dump

My father, reads SQD, but can't figure out how to leave a comment, and this is probably a good thing because his typing has become extremely creative of late. So he just emailed me - the email was dictated to Josephine, his dictaphone, and then typed by his secretary, hence it is legible - this comment to the blog about hairdressers.(See below).
"You might want to mention that I am probably the only man in America who has his eyebrows combed each morning and the stray larger ones removed every month or two."
Of course he is referring to his excellent hair care by his wife,my mother.